BITCH, THESE ARE MY RANDOMS - YOU GO GET YOUR OWN
  • Good god, beer in a can is better than beer in a bottle.
  • I've got this crazy Coachella sickness...I can't stop reading about this festival
  • I've heard a straight tits rumor regarding a headliner at 80/35 that isn't David Byrne & St Vincent
  • Mad Men sucks - January Jones is easy on the eyes, sure but c'mon
  • Pineapple & Jalapeno pizza is now my #1 
  • I subscribe to SO MUCH reddit porn
  • My cat is a mad bastard when he's hungry
  • It's going to be sad leaving this place
  • I have been wiping boogers under the control board counter here in the studio regularly for the last half decade
  • I am addicted to Simian Mobile Disco
  • I don't get the Macklemore haters that piss on his success without listening to the heist
  • I did NOT sleep well last night
  • I plan to watch the HBO Beyonce doc tonight
  • ...With some Pineapple & jalapeno pizza, MOFO
  • I should put more of my gold on twitter rather than facebook
  • Twitter > Facebook
  • I love it when bastards use the term "selling out" as a zinger.
  • I think that The House of Chen is the best Chinese food in Ames
  • I would totally do an endorsement for BAWLS
  • I'm beginning to think I have an addiction to Borderlands 2
  • I am behind three books right now...one ASOIAF and two TWD TPB's
  • I need to get more into comics...specifically horror comics
  • For me the most versitile of punctuations is...the elipses 
    • I probably use it wrong all the time, but if it makes you feel better you can put in any of the omitted words that I skipped over yourself
  • I am in no way, shape or form a dog person
  • There are 122 bumps on a BAWLS bottle - see?  Let me endorse you, BAWLS 
  • I listen to way more EDM & Hip Hop than any other genre of music
  • I love the Cyclones but as a general rule, I think the fans are rubes.
  • I need some more zoo in my life
  • The monkey house at the Como Park Zoo smells like human B.O.
  • Legs, all day legs - over boobs and butts, legs.
  • I don't recycle my aluminium cans - just glass bottles...even then I don't take them back.  I just leave them near the garbage cans for bums to grab
  • I get about 30 compact discs a week in the mail...I usually listen to two
  • I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU GUYS TO MEET JARED!
  • Boulder?
  • Danny Brown is the keeper of my next most anticipated album
  • I about pooped my pants when DJ Colette and Jason Nevins followed me back on twitter.
  • I need dem purps!
  • I also need to restock my beer
  • We have an obscene amount of hard liquor in our house but almost never have beer
  • It's going to be so easy to get our apartment rented to someone awesome.
  • I love them Yoga Pants
Thanks for that, lady.
Fun Fact #1 - The two most commonly reported fears? Clowns & Heights
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