My name is Benny Black. I'm an extra terrestrial... from the planet Vulcan.
I do the Garage, and draw pictures of what it would be like to go on vacation with Ryan Wild, all day long. When I'm on air, I hope you listen, and feel like you are in the arms of something safe!... and then you realize you are not, and you get all scared!
Now, let's cut the bull stuff, and get this mother bouncing!
ol` Can you guess which kid is doing their own thing? Come on, can you tell which one? Can you guess which kid is doing their own thing? Now it's time to play our game. It's time to play our game.
(DA DA DA DA DADADADA)
copyright: Sesame Street 1978
MIGHT SHOW HER MY OHH FACE. OHH OHH OHHBAMA
Friday 05-28-2010 11:49am CT
Every body's got their panties in a twist because they think that it shouldn't be newsworthy that Obama got a dog. It's taking up 10 minute blocks of Fox News. Bla Bla Bla. OBLABLA But in my opinion, I think it is the most adorable news EVER!
It's WAY better than the news about the Pirates.
THAT'S PAC-TASTIC
Friday 05-28-2010 11:46am CT
SACRE BLU!
1.21 GIGAWATTS!
Friday 05-28-2010 11:46am CT
ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE GREATEST YOUTUBE VIDEO EVER MADE?
ARE YOU SURE?
OK... GO FOR IT.
I GUESS I'M NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE.
Friday 05-28-2010 11:45am CT
Ol' Benny Black rocked Wichita, Kansas last weekend, and now I'm back. Here's a picture of a sign that says Wichita... I got my own pics, but I forgot to charge the camera battery tonight. Damn it all! One of my best good hometown buddy's gave up his nads for the rest of his life. The ceremony was beautiful.
After the churchin', we had a big reception in his back yard. Hung out with all my married friends. And they showed me pictures of their kids. And I showed them pictures of my cat. And drank like 10 boxes of wine.
Sunday, 8 hung over hours later, I was home! And I can walk around naked, and watch Sopranos, and listen to Gangsta Rap as loud as I want. Cause my cat don't care. No place like home.
OUCH
Friday 05-28-2010 11:45am CT
I ATE AT BUFFALO WILD WINGS TODAY... AND, THAT EXPLAINS WHY THIS BLOG IS SO SHORT. DAMN YOU WILD WINGS!!!! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK WILD WINGS!!!
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